(this is my old man….Boo-Boo Bunny. His name is Omi…he really hates when we call him Boo-Boo. ) 🙂
Excerpt’s from a Cat’s Diary…
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now………
Love it! ~Barb
Susan S. says
HAHAHA….until recently I’ve only had cats but 1 1/2 years ago I got a puppy. Thye are SO different! I enjoyed the post…I could see my dog and cat in those cuties. Boo Boo is very handsome!
View Commentmbkatc230 says
Oh Barb, this is one of my favorites. I have it posted in my office at work, it is SO true. Have you seen the one about pilling a cat? I’ll send it to you sometime. Have a great day, Kathy
View Commentprofenretraite says
Hi Barb…How funny and how true! I’ve got a Youtube cat video I need to send you. So good to see you back and posting again…Debbie
View CommentMarla says
I laughed out loud at this one. Hilarious!!!
View CommentJan and Tom says
Hahhaaahhaaa…Too funny!!!
View CommentLdyDy Loves Cake says
I came upon your blog. Very beautiful. I totally loved this post! Too funny!!
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